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Sassafras
Canada
4/20/2012
Sassafras was the fourth male child born into the Volk family, and it is said that his parents were so disappointed he wasn't a girl that they made him wear dresses and put on lipstick for years until his sister was finally born. Sass has a long-running feud with Nina, dating back to a disparaging remark made about her artwork on the <Public> channel. He is said to be seeking to dump his girlfriend MeeshMeesh in exchange for an asian girlfriend who "likes anime and knows when to keep her mouth shut" and he hopes this artist page will help him attract that special someone.